Interwievin'

Right. This is me interviewin' myself about this blog:
-So, Line, what made you decide to create your very own blog? (Picture oprah winfrey or any other feelgood-talkshow host)
Um... Well, sometimes I get these brilliant ideas, and feel an urge to tell the world, only there's nobody around to tell it to. I created the blog for these moments. (Picture also fluffy chairs and/or fluffy sofa in pastels and an audience who laugh, cheer and applaude on cue.)

-Oh, that's nice, but why the title?
Oh, yes, I guess you have to be an insider to understand that *insert fake laugh here* Well, you see, I'm not really a cynic! (really) It's just something my friends tend to call me, I don't know why, though (yeah right..) and, well, I thought it would be fun to use it in my title. (Real reason: I completely suck at headlines and stuff like that, and used this one out of desperation)

-Haha... yes I suppose that makes sense... *extremely uncomfortable silence* yes, well... that's all from Line, let's welcome our next guest, Sophia, who made a fortune selling homemade jam over the internet...

Lol, don't you just love summer holiday? All the time in the world to make up really pointless things like this!